It’s time I fessed up. Looks like that other theme park in Orlando has some stuff going on our family needs to check out.
We started with the Mouse when our bears were tiny, but as they are getting older, a little more independent, and a bit broader interests, Universal Orlando Resort is getting my attention.
What other theme park can you bribe, I mean encourage, your kids to read a book, lots of them, before you go on vacation? You are such a great parent.
Make them finish all the Harry Potter books before the trip. And if they don’t, they can only ride one ride, not both of the Harry Potter attractions. That’s what I’d do. Not really. Maybe. I’d at least threaten them. If only us moms had working magic wands.
This resort. Cabana Bay. It just looks precious. Maybe it’s the retro look, and the fact that we’ve been watching A-LOT of I Love Lucy around here, but I want to pack the Mertz’s to our Ricardo’s and us take a family trip together to this resort. They had me at the lazy river. And they said there were smoothies close by. This momma lives off smoothies.
Water park! A big one!
Next, they are finishing up a new water park. It’s set to open late May. I thought I had experienced a water park, till I went to a theme park’s version of a water park. It’s like comparing a Holiday Inn and the Ritz Carlton. Both serve the same purpose, but one really puts on a show.
Here’s a preview of the show. Look for the water slide tube that goes through another pool. Looks amazing.
The snozberries taste like snozberries
When you were a kid, and you watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, did you ever imagine really visiting a place like that? During the dozens of times my brother and I watched that movie, we surely did. Now at Universal Orlando Resort, you can get a taste of it.
At the new Toothsome Chocolate Factory, guests can enjoy a a 19th century-inspired Steampunk chocolate factory complete with towering smoke stacks, funky gadgetry, and staff wearing unique Steampunk fashion.
And one more dining experience your family might just love. Minions. Sunday mornings at Loews Portifino Resort, your family can enjoy a hearty breakfast before your day of adventure, and visit with a few yellow little friends too.
Love this guy…
And now for the nicest guy on TV, Jimmy Fallon. He announced on The Tonight Show that he and his show, complete with The Roots, will be featured in a new attraction at Universal Orlando Resort. Race Through New York is set to open in April 6, 2017.
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